Viatorus made a joke! At someone else's expense! This is not a drill!
Harrow instantly bark-laughs, then devolves into a coughing fit. He's totally smiling, though. Pain is fleeting, mean jokes are eternal. His natural response here would be to flip them off and walk to the bathroom laughing, but he knows that V's still getting used to all this putdown humor, so he goes easy. He dusts himself off and stands with a little groan. When he's on his feet he poses heroically with hands on hips, feet shoulder width apart, chin up. And then his heroic declaration:
"Time for my mothafuckin' bubble bath."
Such language! He might have to eat some soap while he's in there. But with that he's off to figure out where V's bathroom is and hog it for the next millennium. The chance of Steve getting a shower in V's body tonight wanes with every passing minute.
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You two feel free to tag without me until it's my turn to come back in!
Date: 2016-01-24 07:04 pm (UTC)Harrow instantly bark-laughs, then devolves into a coughing fit. He's totally smiling, though. Pain is fleeting, mean jokes are eternal. His natural response here would be to flip them off and walk to the bathroom laughing, but he knows that V's still getting used to all this putdown humor, so he goes easy. He dusts himself off and stands with a little groan. When he's on his feet he poses heroically with hands on hips, feet shoulder width apart, chin up. And then his heroic declaration:
"Time for my mothafuckin' bubble bath."
Such language! He might have to eat some soap while he's in there. But with that he's off to figure out where V's bathroom is and hog it for the next millennium. The chance of Steve getting a shower in V's body tonight wanes with every passing minute.